2005-10-28 - 1:08 a.m.
Two words I never wanted to see in close proximity:
Honky-Tonk + Padonkadonk
Lets be clear here.
I enjoy Country music, and I enjoy Rap music, but the unholy union of the two must be stopped forthwith.
The only thing more disconcerting than rap music blaring out of a muddy 4x4 with a large confederate flag sticker in the rear window, is rap music with a twang blaring out of the same truck.
Oh well. I�ve done my part, the rest is up to you. Every motorist should carry a blanket in the car, and when you see these individuals, throw the blanket over them and wait until help arrives. These people want to be stopped, but they can�t do it by themselves. With your help we can rid the world of this terrible condition.
-Justus
