2006-03-28 - 11:10 p.m.
Trying to get something major accomplished at the house before I take off for coronation this weekend. It�s discouraging when I do days of little things that never seem to make any visible progress. I think I�ll paint the rest of the bath and bedrooms tomorrow since it will be warm.
It�s also very easy to get distracted by things that are �fun� to do but don�t really need to get done right now, like fixing my armor. Balance I guess.
Not much new really, maybe when I make some more progress�
Here are 27 Facts about Chuck Norris,
(in case you haven�t seen them a dozen times already)
1. One night Chuck Norris took a 9 p.m. train home. He still hasn�t given it back.
2. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
3. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
4. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
5. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
6. Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
7. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity - twice.
8. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
9. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
10. Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
11. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
12. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
13. Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Chuck Norris enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved.
14. Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
15. They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Neither does Chuck Norris. He doesn't have to.
16. Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.
17. Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
18. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris.
19. When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
20. Chuck Norris doesn't have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.
21. Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.
22. Chuck Norris has never had an alcohol problem. However, alcohol has had a Chuck Norris problem.
23. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
24. When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris.
25. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
26. When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isn�t lifting himself up, he�s pushing the earth down.
27. When Chuck Norris received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his handprints after the cement was dry.
-Justus
