2005-11-02 - 11:40 a.m.
Whap.
It’s that time of the year when my hands are cold all the time, I’m thinking about getting a pair of the fingerless knit gloves that Bob Cratchet is always depicted as wearing.
I’m down to 298 lbs according to the large animal scale at the DC zoo. Also according to the handy predator / prey chart they have attached to the scale I am too big to be easy prey for cheetahs. This shows the basic inadequacy of any kind of human chart metric as I could see from the look on the cheetahs face that he thought quite differently about the charts advice.
“Hey there chubby buddy, you look pretty tasty, go ahead and run for it, I’ll give you ten minutes head start.”
The chart also predicted that a family of lions would devour a prey animal my size in a matter of minutes.
It’s always good to know where you stand in life.
-Justus
