2005-10-28 - 1:08 a.m.
Two words I never wanted to see in close proximity:
Honky-Tonk + Padonkadonk
Lets be clear here.
I enjoy Country music, and I enjoy Rap music, but the unholy union of the two must be stopped forthwith.
The only thing more disconcerting than rap music blaring out of a muddy 4x4 with a large confederate flag sticker in the rear window, is rap music with a twang blaring out of the same truck.
Oh well. I’ve done my part, the rest is up to you. Every motorist should carry a blanket in the car, and when you see these individuals, throw the blanket over them and wait until help arrives. These people want to be stopped, but they can’t do it by themselves. With your help we can rid the world of this terrible condition.
-Justus
